Follow them around the house everywhere
- Moo when they say your name
- Run into walls
- Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
- Jump off the roof, trying to fly
- Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people
- At everything they say yell, Liar
- Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
- Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard”
- Try to swim in the floor
